Barbie and Other Tips for Success

by Kelly on December 12, 2007

in Humour,Women. Beauty. Feminism

barbie-tipsI was sent this today and I love it.

Life wisdom and alcohol. My favorite combination…

1. Aspire to be Barbie – that bitch has everything.

2. If the shoe fits – buy one in every colour.

3. Take life with a pinch of salt… A wedge of lime, and a shot of tequila.

4. In need of a support group? – Cocktail hour with the girls!

5. Go on the 30 day diet. (I’m on it and so far I’ve lost 15 days).

6. When life gets you down – just put on your big girl panties and deal with it.

7. Let your greatest fear be that there is no PMS and this is just your personality.

8. I know I’m in my own little world, but it’s ok. They know me here.

9. Lead me not into temptation, I can find it myself.

10. Don’t get your knickers in a knot, it solves nothing; and makes you walk funny.

11. When life gives you lemons in 2008 – turn it into lemonade then mix it with vodka.

12. Remember every good looking; sweet, single male is someone else’s ex-boyfriend.

Kelly

Flickr Photo by collodio

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