A Weekend Funny: My Living Will

by Kelly on August 30, 2008 · 22 comments

in Humour

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“Last night my friend and I were sitting in the living room and I said to her, “I never want to live in a vegetative state, dependent on some machine and fluids from a bottle to keep me alive. That would be no quality of life at all. If that ever happens, just pull the plug.”

So she got up, unplugged the computer, and threw out my wine.

She’s such a bitch.

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Have a good weekend everyone.

Kelly x

Photo by metrognome0

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1 Mike Goad 08.30.08 at 5:58 pm

OK. That’s funny.

It took me a minute, though!

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2 Jay 08.30.08 at 7:25 pm

HAHAHAHAHA! That’s hilarious! Good one – love the picture, too!

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3 Al at 7P 08.31.08 at 12:15 am

Turning off the computer made me laugh. Throwing away the wine made me cry!

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4 Marelisa 08.31.08 at 1:04 am

That’s funny! Have a great weekend Kelly :-)

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5 Vered 08.31.08 at 4:07 am

Thanks for the laugh. :)

Have a good weekend (3-day weekend here at the U.S. YAY)

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6 Rita 08.31.08 at 8:48 am

Very cute! Your friend has a great sense of humor!

Rita

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7 Chris 08.31.08 at 10:18 am

I timely laugh. Thanks Kel. Unplugging the computer I can understand, throwing out the vino, man not cool…LOL

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8 Kelly 08.31.08 at 11:52 am

Hi guys

Yes, I liked it too. Though I think I might sock any friend who dared to throw my wine away!

Kelly

9 Cath Lawson 08.31.08 at 12:01 pm

Kelly – I’m wetting myself laughing here. Have a good weekend with plenty of fluids and machines.

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10 Bamboo Forest 09.01.08 at 3:15 am

Took me a while to get – funny. Creative.

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11 sharon 09.01.08 at 5:46 am

Well you got what you asked for gal. I like your blog title by the way: She Power!

12 Tim Brownson 09.01.08 at 1:28 pm

ROTFLMAO – That is hilarious! In a Zen, ironic kinda way of course 😉

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13 Roz Mitchell 09.01.08 at 3:27 pm

Yes Kelly very cute ………..but the veno ……….very quick witted your friend like it.

14 Evelyn Lim 09.01.08 at 3:46 pm

Hey! This joke must be making its rounds. I received it sometime last week from a friend and I’m from Singapore. It’s so funny!

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15 Jenna 09.01.08 at 3:59 pm

A funny joke! I would have laughed at it, too. Your friend has a sense of humor.

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16 Barbara Swafford 09.01.08 at 5:13 pm

Hi Kelly,

You got me on that one. I was ready for a serious post, read what you wrote, and read what you wrote again. THEN I realized it was a joke. Too funny!

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17 MizFit 09.01.08 at 9:17 pm

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HILARIOUS.

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18 Tom Volkar / Delightful Work 09.01.08 at 9:52 pm

Is the “she’s such a bitch” part of the joke or did you add this yourself? Thanks for this it made me smile.

My Dad passed less than two years ago and I had a little piece of scratch paper with his living will. It said, “Tom, pull the plug.” Dad

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19 Kelly 09.01.08 at 11:27 pm

@Sharon, Jenna and Mizfit
Glad you liked the joke and thanks for commenting. Hope to see you here again :)

@Tom
Sorry to hear about your dad. I feel the same way as him though. If it comes down to it, no plugs for me.

Kelly

20 Lance 09.02.08 at 12:40 pm

…but she’s a funny bitch!

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21 Hunter Nuttall 09.03.08 at 6:36 am

Hilarious!

But is this a true story? I’m just thinking that if I were going to unplug someone’s computer, I’d save all their work, close every application, maybe install any Windows updates while I was at it, shut it down, then unplug it. They’d probably stop me long before I got to their wine!

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22 kailani 09.04.08 at 1:46 pm

That is just too funny!

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