“Last night my friend and I were sitting in the living room and I said to her, “I never want to live in a vegetative state, dependent on some machine and fluids from a bottle to keep me alive. That would be no quality of life at all. If that ever happens, just pull the plug.”
So she got up, unplugged the computer, and threw out my wine.
She’s such a bitch.
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Have a good weekend everyone.
Kelly x
Photo by metrognome0
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OK. That’s funny.
It took me a minute, though!
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HAHAHAHAHA! That’s hilarious! Good one - love the picture, too!
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Turning off the computer made me laugh. Throwing away the wine made me cry!
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That’s funny! Have a great weekend Kelly
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Thanks for the laugh.
Have a good weekend (3-day weekend here at the U.S. YAY)
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Very cute! Your friend has a great sense of humor!
Rita
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I timely laugh. Thanks Kel. Unplugging the computer I can understand, throwing out the vino, man not cool…LOL
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Hi guys
Yes, I liked it too. Though I think I might sock any friend who dared to throw my wine away!
Kelly
Kelly - I’m wetting myself laughing here. Have a good weekend with plenty of fluids and machines.
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Took me a while to get - funny. Creative.
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Well you got what you asked for gal. I like your blog title by the way: She Power!
ROTFLMAO - That is hilarious! In a Zen, ironic kinda way of course
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Yes Kelly very cute ………..but the veno ……….very quick witted your friend like it.
Hey! This joke must be making its rounds. I received it sometime last week from a friend and I’m from Singapore. It’s so funny!
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A funny joke! I would have laughed at it, too. Your friend has a sense of humor.
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Hi Kelly,
You got me on that one. I was ready for a serious post, read what you wrote, and read what you wrote again. THEN I realized it was a joke. Too funny!
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HILARIOUS.
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Is the “she’s such a bitch” part of the joke or did you add this yourself? Thanks for this it made me smile.
My Dad passed less than two years ago and I had a little piece of scratch paper with his living will. It said, “Tom, pull the plug.” Dad
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@Sharon, Jenna and Mizfit
Glad you liked the joke and thanks for commenting. Hope to see you here again
@Tom
Sorry to hear about your dad. I feel the same way as him though. If it comes down to it, no plugs for me.
Kelly
…but she’s a funny bitch!
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Hilarious!
But is this a true story? I’m just thinking that if I were going to unplug someone’s computer, I’d save all their work, close every application, maybe install any Windows updates while I was at it, shut it down, then unplug it. They’d probably stop me long before I got to their wine!
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That is just too funny!
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