Do you have feelings of inadequacy?
Do you suffer from shyness?
Do you sometimes wish you were more assertive?
If you answered yes to any of these questions, ask your doctor or pharmacist about Chardonnay.
Chardonnay is the safe, natural way to feel better and more confident about yourself and your actions. Chardonnay can help ease you out of your shyness and let you tell the world that you’re ready and willing to do just about anything.
You will notice the benefits of Chardonnay almost immediately and with a regimen of regular doses you can overcome any obstacles that prevent you from living the life you want to live. Shyness and awkwardness will be a thing of the past and you will discover many talents you never knew you had.
Stop hiding and start living.
Chardonnay may not be right for everyone. Women who are pregnant or nursing should not use Chardonnay. However, women who wouldn’t mind nursing or becoming pregnant are encouraged to try it.
Side effects may include dizziness, nausea, vomiting, incarceration, overwhelming feelings of lust, loss of motor control, loss of clothing, loss of money, loss of virginity, delusions of grandeur, table dancing, headache, dehydration, dry mouth, and a desire to sing Karaoke and play all-night rounds of Strip Poker, Truth Or Dare, and Naked Twister!
The consumption of Chardonnay may make you think you are whispering when you are not.
The consumption of Chardonnay may cause you to tell your friends over and over again that you love them.
The consumption of Chardonnay may cause you to think you can sing.
The consumption of Chardonnay may make you think you can logically converse with members of the opposite sex without spitting.
The consumption of Chardonnay may create the illusion that you are tougher, smarter, faster and better looking than most people.
Please feel free to share this important information with as many women as you feel may benefit!
Now, just imagine what you could achieve with a good Merlot!!!
This is NOT my work. I received it in an email from my cousin and loved it. The photo is of her and I at another cousin’s engagement party last weekend. I consumed way too much champagne and was loving the world!
I think this photo was from later in the night and I look like I’m about to drop. The next day the picture was a whole lot uglier…
Have a good weekend everyone and I’ll see you back here on Monday.