A woman goes to the doctor for her yearly physical.
The nurse starts with certain basic items.
‘How much do you weigh?’ she asks.
’62kg,’ the woman says.
The nurse puts her on the scale.
It turns out her weight is 70kg.
The nurse asks, ‘Your height?’
‘5 foot 8,’ the woman says.
The nurse checks and sees that she only measures 5′ 4′.
She then takes her blood pressure
And tells the woman it is very high.
‘Of course it’s high!’ she screams,
‘When I came in here I was tall and slender!
Now I’m short and fat!’
I had to post this. I may not have literally shrunk over the Easter weekend, but I have definitely consumed enough to FEEL short and fat.
It’s all MusicMan’s fault for spoiling me with a plethora of chocolate. I can’t decide if he was just being generous, or if he means it when he says my butt is too small, and this was his strategy to rectify that.
Either way, I think it’s working. I swear my jeans were tighter when I slipped them on yesterday…
Flickr Photo by alasam