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Humour

A Fitting Easter Joke

by Kelly on April 14, 2009

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A woman goes to the doctor for her yearly physical. The nurse starts with certain basic items. ‘How much do you weigh?’ she asks. ’62kg,’ the woman says. The nurse puts her on the scale. It turns out her weight is 70kg. The nurse asks, ‘Your height?’ ‘5 foot 8,’ the woman says. The nurse […]

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The Generation Gap – A Weekend Funny

by Kelly on February 21, 2009 · 12 comments

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I haven’t posted a funny for awhile, so I thought I’d share something that got a laugh out of me this week. I think it’s pretty clever and very true. Hope everyone has a wonderful weekend and I’ll see you for another post on Monday. The Silent Generation People born before 1946. The Baby Boomers […]

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This week I’m 37 years old and while I’m not doing cartwheels about it, I wouldn’t say I’m exactly depressed either. I’m still relatively young, I’m healthy, have a wonderful family and generally a lot to be grateful for. If I sound like I’m giving myself a pep talk, well maybe I am, but there’s […]

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This weekend’s joke is courtesy of my aunt, and taps into my fear about the coming summer and the fact that I need a new swimsuit. I am especially terrified because I have spent most of winter NOT running, NOT boxing, and indulging in TOO MUCH chocolate cake and TOO MUCH red wine. Despite the […]

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A Weekend Funny: My Living Will

by Kelly on August 30, 2008 · 22 comments

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“Last night my friend and I were sitting in the living room and I said to her, “I never want to live in a vegetative state, dependent on some machine and fluids from a bottle to keep me alive. That would be no quality of life at all. If that ever happens, just pull the […]

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I haven’t posted much humor lately, so I thought I’d put this up today because for some reason it really tickled my funny bone. It’s an oldie, but a goodie. I think my husband has been hearing a lot of loud sighs and “Don’t worry about it” recently while I’ve been organizing our son’s birthday […]

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Have you ever felt that you bust your ass taking care of your kids, the house, the shopping, the children’s activities, school fund raising, the bills, the budgeting and more, yet somehow your efforts go unnoticed? Maybe not all the time, but after awhile when everything runs like clockwork, your husband might forget that someone […]

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A friend sent this to me yesterday and I loved it so much I had to share it. As I sit here with dirty dishes in the sink, my son’s toys strewn across the lounge room floor and more rain drenching the washing on the line, I can only dream of a life where I […]

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I was sent this today and I love it. Life wisdom and alcohol. My favorite combination… 1. Aspire to be Barbie – that bitch has everything. 2. If the shoe fits – buy one in every colour. 3. Take life with a pinch of salt… A wedge of lime, and a shot of tequila. 4. […]